Year 3

Carousel of Chaos

Win. Lose. Swap. Then spin again.

Season: 2026Teams: 12Status: In Season

This Week

Week 7 Matchups

Njibas in Paris

BigDaddyB65

2-4

jmdacey

5-1

0.00

Proj. 95.62

0.00

Proj. 153.26

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Njibas Has Won Two Straight. jmdacey Is Still Favored by 58.

Njibas in Paris has finally escaped the nightmare start and enters Week 7 on a two-game winning streak. Unfortunately, the reward is jmdacey. The 5-1 contender is projected to win 153.26–95.58, a massive 57.67-point advantage. jmdacey brings C.J. Stroud, Jahmyr Gibbs, Kenneth Walker, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, Tee Higgins, Dallas Goedert, Zay Flowers, and Germie Bernard. Njibas counters with Drake Maye, Puka Nacua, Carnell Tate, Isaiah Likely, Cam Skattebo, and Denzel Boston, but one running back slot is currently empty and Quentin Johnston carries a zero projection. Njibas has momentum. jmdacey has the kind of lineup that just scored 182.40.

This is fine.

CactusHat

2-4

Rob The Rich

Hickies

6-0

0.00

Proj. 75.58

0.00

Proj. 135.42

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

This Is Fine. Rob The Rich Is 6-0.

Mike enters Week 7 at 2-4 and gets the only undefeated team in the league. Rob The Rich is 6-0 and projected to win 135.42–75.42, a 59.99-point advantage. The unbeaten lineup has Michael Penix, Bijan Robinson, Derrick Henry, Luther Burden, Chris Olave, George Pickens, Amon-Ra St. Brown, and the Denver defense. Mike counters with Lamar Jackson, Tetairoa McMillan, David Montgomery, Roschon Johnson, Ja'Kobi Lane, Darren Waller, and the 49ers defense. Jackson and Montgomery are questionable, while Khalil Shakir and Keon Coleman currently carry zero projections. Rob The Rich survived last week despite scoring only 95.55. This matchup currently looks like a much easier path to 7-0.

Chaos Theory

oddthomas

2-4

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

2-4

0.00

Proj. 118.31

0.00

Proj. 111.89

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Chaos Theory Has 817 Points and a 2-4 Record

There may not be a more appropriately named team in this league than Chaos Theory. Through six weeks it has scored 817.45 points — more than undefeated Rob The Rich — and somehow sits at 2-4. Week 7 brings another 2-4 team in Multiple Scoregasms, with Chaos Theory favored only 118.31–111.80. Brock Purdy, J.K. Dobbins, Tony Pollard, Garrett Wilson, Justin Jefferson, Omar Cooper, and Ryan Flournoy lead Chaos Theory. Multiple counters with Geno Smith, Aaron Jones, Jaylen Warren, Emeka Egbuka, Rome Odunze, Michael Wilson, Jameson Williams, and Dalton Schultz. Only 6.50 points separate them. For Chaos Theory, another loss would make the points-for column look increasingly like evidence in a lawsuit.

Terrifier

RCff

1-5

KyleKlann

5-1

0.00

Proj. 99.41

0.00

Proj. 150.86

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Terrifier Gets the 5-1 Buzzsaw

Terrifier finally got its first win in Week 5, lost again in Week 6, and now draws 5-1 KyleKlann. Kyle is projected to win 150.75–99.33, a 51.42-point advantage. Kyle has Joe Burrow, Jonathan Taylor, Chuba Hubbard, Drake London, Christian Watson, George Kittle, Ashton Jeanty, CeeDee Lamb, and the Pittsburgh defense. Terrifier counters with Caleb Williams, Ollie Gordon, Tyjae Spears, Matthew Golden, Chris Godwin, Brock Bowers, and Wan'Dale Robinson, but one starting slot is currently empty. Terrifier is 1-5. Kyle is chasing the undefeated team. Tuesday's projection does not offer much hope for an upset.

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

2-4

hicksb89

4-2

0.00

Proj. 72.90

0.00

Proj. 137.98

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Sam's Week 7 Lineup Is Basically Held Together With Tape

Insert Team Name enters Week 7 at 2-4 and immediately runs into a brutal roster problem. hicksb89 is projected to win 137.98–72.89, a 65.09-point advantage — the largest gap of the week. Sam has Tyler Shough, Kenny Gainwell, MarShawn Lloyd, Josh Downs, DK Metcalf, and Colston Loveland, but one starting slot is empty and Ladd McConkey is OUT with a concussion. hicksb89 counters with Jordan Love, Kyren Williams, Javonte Williams, DeVonta Smith, Trey McBride, Christian McCaffrey, KC Concepcion, and the Jets defense. This is less a projection edge and more a flashing warning sign.

Emerald City

S3ahawk36

3-3

Logopolis

TarenCapel

2-4

0.00

Proj. 115.22

0.00

Proj. 109.81

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Emerald City Is Going for Four Straight

Three weeks ago Emerald City was 0-3. Now it's 3-3 and trying to extend the league's hottest turnaround against Logopolis. The projection gives Emerald City a narrow 115.12–109.81 advantage, just 5.31 points. Matthew Stafford, D'Andre Swift, Rhamondre Stevenson, Malik Nabers, Nico Collins, Tucker Kraft, Jalen Coker, and Braelon Allen lead Emerald City, although one starting slot is currently empty. Logopolis counters with Jacoby Brissett, Chase Brown, Ja'Marr Chase, Travis Kelce, Juwan Johnson, Tre Tucker, Devaughn Vele, Emanuel Wilson, and the Minnesota defense. This is one of the few Week 7 matchups that actually looks close on Tuesday. Emerald City's comeback story finally gets a real test.

Last Week

Week 6 Recaps

This is fine.

CactusHat

101.10

Final

jmdacey

182.40

jmdacey Drops 182 and Makes the Preview Look Conservative

Mike rebuilt the roster. jmdacey responded by scoring 182.40 points. This is fine. finished at 101.10, but the matchup was never remotely close. C.J. Stroud led jmdacey with 33.10, Kenneth Walker scored 27.90, Germie Bernard erupted for 25.70, Jaxon Smith-Njigba scored 25.40, and James Cook added 24.30. Eight of nine starters scored at least 12 points. Mike's best player was Keon Coleman at 15.90, while Patrick Mahomes finished with only 14.20. jmdacey beat projection by 52.71 points and won by 81.30. After losing for the first time in Week 5, jmdacey answered with one of the biggest scores of the season.

Njibas in Paris

BigDaddyB65

115.25

Final

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

102.90

Njibas Has an Actual Winning Streak

Two weeks ago Njibas in Paris was 0-4. Now it's 2-4. Njibas beat Multiple Scoregasms 115.25–102.90 behind 32.15 from Drake Maye, 23.90 from Isaiah Likely, 19.00 from Carnell Tate, and 14.00 from Blake Corum. Multiple got 28.00 from Jayden Daniels and 17.80 from Emeka Egbuka, but Bucky Irving, Jaylen Warren, Rome Odunze, and Michael Wilson all underperformed. Njibas finished almost exactly on projection and didn't need another miracle performance. Apparently the curse really did expire.

Terrifier

RCff

76.75

Final

Rob The Rich

Hickies

95.55

Rob The Rich Survives Its Worst Week Yet

Rob The Rich finally looked vulnerable. It still didn't lose. The undefeated team beat Terrifier 95.55–76.75 despite missing projection by 45.47 points. Josh Allen led the lineup with 24.85, Denver's defense scored 14.00, Chris Olave added 14.30, and George Pickens scored 13.30. Bijan Robinson and Derrick Henry combined for only 11.30, while A.J. Brown managed 4.70. Terrifier couldn't take advantage. Caleb Williams scored 20.55 and Luther Burden added 17.50, but most of the lineup struggled. Rob The Rich improves to 6-0, proving that apparently even a bad week isn't enough to stop the unbeaten run.

Chaos Theory

oddthomas

81.30

Final

hicksb89

133.10

That Four-Point Game Became a 52-Point Beating

Thursday made this matchup look close. Sunday destroyed that illusion. hicksb89 beat Chaos Theory 133.10–81.30 by 51.80 points. Christian McCaffrey led the way with 29.70, Jordan Love scored 26.00, DeVonta Smith added 20.50, and Ryan Flournoy scored 17.00. Chaos Theory got 22.00 from Brock Purdy and 14.90 from Alvin Kamara, but almost everything else disappointed. Najee Harris scored 0.20, Tyler Higbee managed 3.20, and the Jaguars defense scored 1.00. Chaos Theory has now scored 817.45 season points and somehow sits at 2-4. The Carousel continues to be extremely rude.

Logopolis

TarenCapel

108.35

Final

KyleKlann

130.60

Kyle Keeps Chasing the Undefeated Team

KyleKlann didn't come close to the giant projection, but still handled Logopolis 130.60–108.35. Jonathan Taylor led Kyle with 20.10, Chuba Hubbard scored 19.10, George Kittle added 17.90, CeeDee Lamb scored 16.00, and Ashton Jeanty finished with 15.80. Logopolis got strong games from Bryce Young at 26.65 and Bhayshul Tuten at 24.70, but Juwan Johnson scored zero and several others fell short. Kyle missed projection by more than 21 points and still won by 22.25. KyleKlann improves to 5-1 and remains one game behind Rob The Rich.

Emerald City

S3ahawk36

127.90

Final

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

104.70

Emerald City Completes the Climb Back to .500

The comeback is official. Emerald City beat Insert Team Name 127.90–104.70 and climbed from 0-3 all the way back to 3-3. Malik Nabers led Emerald City with 28.50, D'Andre Swift scored 23.00, Matthew Stafford added 22.10, and Braelon Allen chipped in 12.40. Sam got a huge 34.40 from Tyler Shough, plus 20.30 from DK Metcalf and 18.50 from Colston Loveland, but MarShawn Lloyd scored only 1.00 and the Houston defense added another 1.00. Three straight wins have completely changed Emerald City's season.

Carousel Activity

Recent Swaps

Week 6 Swap Day

🏆

jmdacey

Winner

↻

This is fine.

💀

Loser

To jmdacey

Zay Flowers

Josh Cameron

⇄

⇅

To This is fine.

Jakobi Meyers

Romeo Doubs

🏆

Njibas in Paris

Winner

↻

Multiple Scoregasms

💀

Loser

To Njibas in Paris

Darius Cooper

Bucky Irving

⇄

⇅

To Multiple Scoregasms

Dontayvion Wicks

Blake Corum

🏆

Rob The Rich

Winner

↻

Terrifier

💀

Loser

To Rob The Rich

TreVeyon Henderson

Luther Burden

⇄

⇅

To Terrifier

Emmett Johnson

Brandin Cooks

🏆

Emerald City

Winner

↻

Insert Team Name

💀

Loser

To Emerald City

Brian Robinson

Jalen Coker

⇄

⇅

To Insert Team Name

Corey Kiner

Kendrick Bourne

🏆

hicksb89

Winner

↻

Chaos Theory

💀

Loser

To hicksb89

Parker Washington

KC Concepcion

⇄

⇅

To Chaos Theory

Ryan Flournoy

Courtland Sutton

🏆

KyleKlann

Winner

↻

Logopolis

💀

Loser

To KyleKlann

Bryce Young

Woody Marks

⇄

⇅

To Logopolis

Jacoby Brissett

Rachaad White

Standings

League Standings

Rob The Rich

Hickies

6-0

806.75 pts

jmdacey

5-1

814.15 pts

KyleKlann

5-1

812.75 pts

hicksb89

4-2

772.50 pts

Emerald City

S3ahawk36

3-3

728.50 pts

Chaos Theory

oddthomas

2-4

817.45 pts

Logopolis

TarenCapel

2-4

785.65 pts

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

2-4

756.20 pts

Njibas in Paris

BigDaddyB65

2-4

681.50 pts

This is fine.

CactusHat

2-4

610.30 pts

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

2-4

607.30 pts

Terrifier

RCff

1-5

626.60 pts

League Activity

Recent Transactions

Free Agent

Oct 21

This is fine. dropped Makai Lemon

Free Agent

Oct 21

This is fine. dropped George Holani

Free Agent

Oct 21

Rob The Rich added Michael Penix

Dropped Keaton Mitchell

Free Agent

Oct 21

Chaos Theory added Kaelon Black

Free Agent

Oct 21

Multiple Scoregasms added Geno Smith

Dropped Dontayvion Wicks

Free Agent

Oct 21

Multiple Scoregasms dropped Kaleb Johnson

Winner's Spoils

Take From Their Starters

Win your matchup and take one starter from the loser, sending one of your starters back.

Loser's Revenge

Raid Their Bench

Lose the matchup and take something from the winner's bench on the way out.

Weekly Chaos Report

Week 6 Report

Another spin of the Carousel is complete. jmdacey led the league with 182.40 points, the closest matchup was decided by 12.35, and the biggest beatdown came by 81.30. Swap Day should be interesting.

High Score

jmdacey

182.40

Low Score

Terrifier

RCff

76.75

Closest Game

Njibas in Paris

115.25

Multiple Scoregasms

102.90

Margin: 12.35

Biggest Blowout

jmdacey

over This is fine.

+81.30

Highest-Scoring Loser

Logopolis

TarenCapel

108.35

Lowest-Scoring Winner

Rob The Rich

Hickies

95.55