CactusHat Fantasy

Year 3

Last one, I swear!

Draft your team. Set your lineup. Swear this is the last one.

Season: 2026Teams: 12Status: In Season
Last One, I Swear!

This Week

Week 7 Matchups

Odd Squad avatar

Odd Squad

oddthomas

5-1

VS
Kalebglas13 avatar

Kalebglas13

Kalebglas13

4-2

0.00

Proj. 169.90

0.00

Proj. 142.95

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Odd Squad Lost Once and Is Projected for 170

Odd Squad finally lost its perfect record in Week 6. Apparently the response is a Week 7 projection of 169.90 points. Odd Squad enters as a 26.95-point favorite over 4-2 Kalebglas13, who is projected for a very respectable 142.95. Jordan Love, Jahmyr Gibbs, Garrett Wilson, Nico Collins, George Kittle, Chris Olave, and a Jets defense projected for 30.18 headline Odd Squad. Kaleb counters with Caleb Williams, Christian McCaffrey, Chase Brown, Jameson Williams, Jaylen Waddle, Travis Kelce, Germie Bernard, and DeVonta Smith. Kaleb just scored 138.55 and has the lineup to make this interesting. Odd Squad's projection is simply operating on another planet right now.

Cowabunga Dude! avatar

Cowabunga Dude!

RCff

2-4

VS
They Hit The 2nd Bower avatar

They Hit The 2nd Bower

seahawks12420

2-4

0.00

Proj. 135.81

0.00

Proj. 76.10

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Cowabunga Gets a 60-Point Edge Over Bower

Cowabunga Dude! scored 156.40 last week and somehow lost. Week 7 looks considerably friendlier. Cowabunga is projected to beat They Hit The 2nd Bower 135.56–76.02, a 59.54-point advantage. Bryce Young, D'Andre Swift, Jaxon Smith-Njigba, George Pickens, Brock Bowers, Michael Wilson, Carnell Tate, and the Kansas City defense give Cowabunga a mostly intact lineup. Bower is getting crushed by the schedule. Josh Allen and James Cook currently carry zero projections, leaving Derrick Henry, Emeka Egbuka, Xavier Worthy, Emanuel Wilson, TreVeyon Henderson, and the Seattle defense to carry the load. Both teams are 2-4. Only one currently looks like it.

Unnecessary Intoxication avatar

Unnecessary Intoxication

CactusHat

1-5

VS
Dmangina avatar

Dmangina

Dmangina

5-1

0.00

Proj. 129.10

0.00

Proj. 133.45

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Mike Gets a Shot at One of the 5-1 Teams

Unnecessary Intoxication is 1-5, but Week 7 gives Mike a surprisingly reasonable chance against 5-1 Dmangina. Dmangina is favored only 133.36–129.03, a 4.33-point margin. Mike has Kirk Cousins, Kyren Williams, Blake Corum, Rome Odunze, A.J. Brown, CeeDee Lamb, Darren Waller, DeMario Douglas, and the Raiders defense. Dmangina counters with Tyler Shough, Bijan Robinson, Javonte Williams, Malik Nabers, Josh Jacobs, Colston Loveland, Chris Godwin, and a Denver defense projected for 19.84. A.J. Brown is questionable, but otherwise Mike's lineup is in much better shape than the 1-5 record suggests. Dmangina just ended Odd Squad's perfect season. Now comes the classic fantasy test: don't immediately lose to the bottom of the standings.

Sitzprobe avatar

Sitzprobe

TarenCapel

4-2

VS
Falcaholics avatar

Falcaholics

Falcaholics

3-3

0.00

Proj. 154.75

0.00

Proj. 139.55

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Sitzprobe Comes Off 175 and Is Favored Again

Sitzprobe enters Week 7 at 4-2 after dropping 175.45 points in last week's shootout, and the projection still loves the lineup. Sitzprobe is favored 154.72–139.54 over Falcaholics. C.J. Stroud, Kenneth Walker, Ja'Marr Chase, Zay Flowers, Isaiah Likely, Matthew Golden, Luther Burden, and a Cleveland defense projected for 25.41 headline Taren's side. Falcaholics counters with Joe Burrow, Ashton Jeanty, Justin Jefferson, Tee Higgins, Christian Watson, Dallas Goedert, Tre Tucker, and the Pittsburgh defense. This is one of the few Week 7 matchups where both sides already project like legitimate contenders. Sitzprobe has the 15.18-point edge, but Falcaholics finally looks healthy enough to make that matter.

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

5-1

VS
TinyGhosts avatar

TinyGhosts

TinyGhosts

2-4

0.00

Proj. 153.52

0.00

Proj. 91.25

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Multiple Goes From an 83-Point Win to a 62-Point Favorite

Multiple Scoregasms barely survived Week 6 with 82.95 points and somehow enters Week 7 as one of the biggest favorites on the board. Multiple is projected to beat TinyGhosts 153.41–91.05, a 62.36-point advantage. Jared Goff, Jaylen Warren, Bucky Irving, Amon-Ra St. Brown, Rashee Rice, Ollie Gordon, Pat Freiermuth, and a Tennessee defense projected for 28.23 lead the 5-1 lineup. TinyGhosts has Patrick Mahomes, RJ Harvey, Chuba Hubbard, Tetairoa McMillan, and Mark Andrews, but Mike Evans, Rachaad White, and Kimani Vidal currently carry zero projections. Last week's 82.95 performance looked nothing like a 5-1 contender. This week's projection very much does.

Alien Vs Deshaun avatar

Alien Vs Deshaun

BigDaddyB65

2-4

VS
Insert Team Name avatar

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

1-5

0.00

Proj. 77.86

0.00

Proj. 114.51

Preview updated Oct. 21 at 12:17 PM ET

Alien's Bye-Week Damage Gives Sam a Huge Opening

Alien Vs Deshaun enters Week 7 projected for only 77.86 points, giving 1-5 Insert Team Name a very real opportunity to pick up win number two. Sam is favored 114.51–77.86, a 36.65-point advantage. Alien currently gets zero projections from Justin Herbert and Khalil Shakir, while Davante Adams remains on IR. Puka Nacua, Trey McBride, Harold Fannin, Tyjae Spears, and Dameon Pierce are carrying what remains. Sam counters with Brock Purdy, Jonathan Taylor, Drake London, Dalton Schultz, Courtland Sutton, Brian Robinson, and a Houston defense projected for 21.21. Terry McLaurin is OUT, but Sam still has the much healthier Tuesday lineup. One of the league's 1-5 teams suddenly has a very clear path to a second win.

Last Week

Week 6 Recaps

They Hit The 2nd Bower avatarKalebglas13 avatar

They Hit The 2nd Bower

seahawks12420

109.10

Final

Kalebglas13

Kalebglas13

138.55

Kaleb Finishes the Repair Job With a Win

The lineup looked broken on Tuesday. By Sunday night, Kaleb had turned it into a 138.55–109.10 win over They Hit The 2nd Bower. Christian McCaffrey led Kaleb with 30.70, Germie Bernard exploded for 25.70, Caleb Williams scored 21.55, and DeVonta Smith added 20.50. Bower got 24.85 from Josh Allen, 24.30 from James Cook, and 17.80 from Emeka Egbuka, but Derrick Henry managed only 5.00 and Emanuel Wilson added 5.20. Kaleb beat projection and improves to 4-2. What started as a bye-week disaster ended as a very comfortable win.

Dmangina avatarOdd Squad avatar

Dmangina

Dmangina

133.65

Final

Odd Squad

oddthomas

121.75

Dmangina Ends the Perfect Season

Odd Squad entered Week 6 undefeated and favored by more than 20 points. Dmangina did not care. Dmangina won 133.65–121.75 behind 34.40 from Tyler Shough, 28.50 from Malik Nabers, and 18.50 from Colston Loveland. Odd Squad got 26.00 from Jordan Love, 24.70 from Bhayshul Tuten, and 17.90 from George Kittle, but Rhamondre Stevenson scored only 3.60, Garrett Wilson managed 8.40, and Juwan Johnson scored zero. Odd Squad missed projection by 34.63 points. Dmangina moves to 5-1 and officially ends the league's last perfect record.

Cowabunga Dude! avatarSitzprobe avatar

Cowabunga Dude!

RCff

156.40

Final

Sitzprobe

TarenCapel

175.45

Sitzprobe Wins the Week's Shootout

The projections said this would be close. The actual scoring said everybody should just keep scoring forever. Sitzprobe beat Cowabunga Dude! 175.45–156.40 in the highest-scoring matchup of Week 6. Trevor Lawrence erupted for 39.40, Kenneth Walker scored 27.90, Isaiah Likely added 23.90, Matthew Golden scored 22.40, and Luther Burden added 17.50. Cowabunga put up a championship-worthy score of its own behind 26.65 from Bryce Young, 25.40 from Jaxon Smith-Njigba, 23.00 from D'Andre Swift, and 21.35 from the Kansas City defense. Cowabunga beat projection and still lost by 19.05. Sitzprobe improves to 4-2 after dropping 175.

Unnecessary Intoxication avatarTinyGhosts avatar

Unnecessary Intoxication

CactusHat

100.15

Final

TinyGhosts

TinyGhosts

108.40

Seven Hundredths Turns Into 8.25

The projection had these teams separated by 0.07 points. TinyGhosts ended up winning 108.40–100.15. Chuba Hubbard led TinyGhosts with 19.10, Rachaad White scored 15.70, RJ Harvey and Tetairoa McMillan each added 14.60, and Patrick Mahomes finished with 14.20. Mike got 26.65 from Kirk Cousins and 16.00 from CeeDee Lamb, but Kyren Williams managed only 9.70, A.J. Brown scored 5.70, and Darren Waller gave him a zero. Both teams fell well short of projection. TinyGhosts simply fell less short and gets win number two.

Alien Vs Deshaun avatarFalcaholics avatar

Alien Vs Deshaun

BigDaddyB65

86.80

Final

Falcaholics

Falcaholics

126.15

Falcaholics Gets Healthy and Gets Back to .500

Falcaholics finally fielded a functional lineup and the result was a comfortable 126.15–86.80 win over Alien Vs Deshaun. Tre Tucker led the way with 26.70, Daniel Jones scored 20.45, the Pittsburgh defense added 20.50, Ashton Jeanty scored 15.80, and Alvin Kamara added 14.90. Alien's best starter was Dameon Pierce at only 15.00, while Puka Nacua scored 14.00 and Trey McBride finished with 12.30. Falcaholics finished almost exactly on projection and improves to 3-3. Alien falls to 2-4 after missing projection by 26.72 points.

Multiple Scoregasms avatarInsert Team Name avatar

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

82.95

Final

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

81.15

From 210 Points to an 82.95-Point Escape

One week after scoring 210.40, Multiple Scoregasms barely survived with 82.95. Insert Team Name finished at 81.15, giving Multiple a 1.80-point victory in one of the ugliest close games imaginable. Aaron Rodgers led Multiple with 23.55, but every other starter scored 13 or fewer and the lineup missed projection by 52.02 points. Sam got 22.00 from Brock Purdy and 21.10 from Jonathan Taylor, but Jeremiyah Love scored zero and the rest of the lineup never produced enough. Multiple moves to 5-1. Style points were very much not involved.

Standings

League Standings

1
oddthomas avatar
Odd Squad
oddthomas
5-1
953.15 pts
2
maguijac avatar
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
5-1
833.05 pts
3
Dmangina avatar
Dmangina
Dmangina
5-1
762.50 pts
4
TarenCapel avatar
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
4-2
869.25 pts
5
Kalebglas13 avatar
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
4-2
807.90 pts
6
Falcaholics avatar
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
3-3
852.65 pts
7
RCff avatar
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
2-4
867.75 pts
8
seahawks12420 avatar
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
2-4
795.70 pts
9
BigDaddyB65 avatar
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
2-4
714.20 pts
10
TinyGhosts avatar
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
2-4
655.55 pts
11
SamuelsSlowJamz avatar
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
1-5
656.20 pts
12
CactusHat avatar
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
1-5
655.00 pts

League Activity

Recent Transactions

Free Agent

Oct 21

Dmangina avatar

Dmangina added Denver Broncos

Dropped Buffalo Bills

Free Agent

Oct 21

Falcaholics avatar

Falcaholics added Kendrick Bourne

Dropped Wan'Dale Robinson

Free Agent

Oct 21

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms added Tennessee Titans

Dropped Carolina Panthers

Free Agent

Oct 21

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms dropped Tyler Allgeier

Waiver

Oct 21

Cowabunga Dude! avatar

Cowabunga Dude! added Tyrone Tracy

Dropped Bo Nix

Waiver

Oct 20

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms added Omar Cooper

Dropped Aaron Rodgers

Waiver Regret

Spend It Like You Mean It

Nothing says fantasy football like dropping half your FAAB on someone you had never heard of three days earlier.

Weekly Reminder

Stop Tinkering

Your lineup was probably fine before you changed it six times on Sunday morning.

Weekly League Report

Week 6 Report

Week 6 is complete. Sitzprobe led the league with 175.45 points, the closest game was decided by 1.80, and the biggest blowout came by 39.35. Another perfectly normal week of fantasy football.

High Score

Sitzprobe avatar

Sitzprobe

TarenCapel

175.45

Low Score

Insert Team Name avatar

Insert Team Name

SamuelsSlowJamz

81.15

Closest Game

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms

82.95

vs
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Insert Team Name

81.15

Margin: 1.80

Biggest Blowout

Falcaholics avatar

Falcaholics

over Alien Vs Deshaun

+39.35

Highest-Scoring Loser

Cowabunga Dude! avatar

Cowabunga Dude!

RCff

156.40

Lowest-Scoring Winner

Multiple Scoregasms avatar

Multiple Scoregasms

maguijac

82.95