Last One, I Swear!
2026 Schedule
The full regular-season schedule. Completed weeks show results, the current week is highlighted, and future matchups remain ready for whatever bad decisions come next.
Completed
Week 1
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
84.00
vs
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
150.05
Dmangina
Dmangina
148.10
vs
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
139.60
Odd Squad
oddthomas
167.40
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
141.85
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
132.25
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
136.60
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
129.05
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
97.50
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
203.25
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
129.30
Completed
Week 2
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
125.55
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
151.90
Dmangina
Dmangina
73.15
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
129.10
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
144.30
vs
Odd Squad
oddthomas
151.80
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
110.05
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
178.35
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
115.75
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
151.25
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
122.85
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
107.40
Completed
Week 3
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
86.80
vs
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
162.50
Dmangina
Dmangina
150.55
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
144.50
Odd Squad
oddthomas
206.60
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
129.95
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
139.40
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
104.90
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
127.45
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
114.45
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
153.45
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
78.45
Completed
Week 4
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
160.20
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
141.80
Dmangina
Dmangina
151.50
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
142.95
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
127.60
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
97.30
Odd Squad
oddthomas
151.80
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
103.45
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
137.70
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
137.15
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
129.35
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
121.40
Completed
Week 5
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
98.30
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
122.20
Dmangina
Dmangina
105.55
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
98.45
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
137.35
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
145.15
Odd Squad
oddthomas
153.80
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
73.60
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
156.60
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
157.00
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
210.40
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
122.40
Completed
Week 6
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
100.15
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
108.40
Dmangina
Dmangina
133.65
vs
Odd Squad
oddthomas
121.75
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
156.40
vs
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
175.45
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
86.80
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
126.15
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
82.95
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
81.15
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
109.10
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
138.55
Current Week
Week 7
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Dmangina
Dmangina
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
Upcoming
Week 8
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Odd Squad
oddthomas
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Upcoming
Week 9
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Upcoming
Week 10
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Upcoming
Week 11
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Upcoming
Week 12
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
Upcoming
Week 13
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
vs
Odd Squad
oddthomas
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
vs
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
vs
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Upcoming
Week 14
Unnecessary Intoxication
CactusHat
vs
Cowabunga Dude!
RCff
Dmangina
Dmangina
vs
Insert Team Name
SamuelsSlowJamz
Odd Squad
oddthomas
vs
Falcaholics
Falcaholics
Sitzprobe
TarenCapel
vs
Alien Vs Deshaun
BigDaddyB65
Multiple Scoregasms
maguijac
vs
They Hit The 2nd Bower
seahawks12420
Kalebglas13
Kalebglas13
vs
TinyGhosts
TinyGhosts